Experimental dating project
Calm & collected on the outside, slightly insane (in a good way) on the inside. Sometimes introvert, sometimes extrovert, always doing a bit too much.
Fast facts so you donât have to interrogate me in DMs.
This is where you quietly decide if this is âyeah heâs coolâ or ânope, absolutely notâ.
This isnât a situationship application or a âmarry me tomorrowâ form.
Itâs âletâs see where this goes if we both put real energy in, laugh a lot, talk about real things, and donât pretend we donât careâ.
Translation: Iâm not here to waste your time or mine.
Things people say in real life. Not just me hyping myself up.
You mention a random detail once, and it comes back weeks later.
âInsaneâ gets thrown around a lot. Usually after I talk about ideas or projects. Not mad about it.
Future, money, fears, family, mental health â I can actually talk about it like a grown human.
Nothing illegal. Just mildly concerning but kind of cute.
Will disappear for a few hours and come back like âso I accidentally built a whole thingâŠâ.
I will reread your message 10 times and still ask âwait what did you mean by this emojiâ.
Sometimes youâll get a 0:57 voice rant instead of a normal text. No, I will not be stopping.
Basically a mini game. The loot is better conversations.
You matched, clicked the link, and now youâre scrolling to see if Iâm unhinged or low-key a good idea.
Action: send an opener that isnât âheyâ.
Coffee, walk, arcade â something low-pressure where we can actually talk and laugh, not shout over music.
Action: suggest an actual day, not âsometimeâ.
Weâve hung out more than once, we talk about life not just âwydâ, and the apps slowly start to feel unnecessary.
Action: we both admit this isnât âjust talkingâ anymore.
Unverified, but suspiciously consistent feedback.
Allegedly thinks too big, too often. Also allegedly pulls some of it off.
Notices moods, small changes, and the way you say things. Will call it out gently.
Might get competitive. Will absolutely celebrate if you win.
100% not written by me on a random Tuesday. Definitely not.
â Probably a friend
â Anonymous witness
â Highly credible source
Stuff people actually think but donât always ask.
Because it was funnier than pretending Iâm bad at texting and writing âidk lolâ.
Both.I like joking around, but I take people and relationships seriously.
Yes. If you think effort is a red flag, weâre just not the same species.
At this point, you already know if youâre curious. Do whatever feels right.
You donât need to send a novel. Just bring a little personality and weâll be fine.
If you still type âhey :)â after this, thatâs between you and God.